(123) GM: When we left off, it was Sunday. Ahh, Sunday.
(123) GM: No responsibilities, no confusion, and nobody using up all the hot water because he has to wash the seaweed out of his pelt.
(123) GM: Unless it happens to be this Sunday.
(123) GM: This Sunday you headed out to drop Jerry Bear and Keef off in San Francisco. Oh, and you were going to drop off the baby Loch Ness Monster that Leon summoned, too.
(124) Leon: "Sorry about that. The lawn was dry, so I figured..."
(123) GM: All was going as planned until you ran into the alien mothership hovering over the Golden Gate Bridge.
(123) GM: Seeing how Fate seems to love throwing spitballs your way, you happened to be able to communicate with the aliens (who appear to have spent lots of time in English boarding schools) through Uncle Jerry.
(125) Bambi: "That looks like it'll be tough to deal with. I wish good luck to whoever has to deal with it. Now lets get out of here."
(123) GM: Using the Head Dead Head as an unliving radio, you managed to piece together the problem faced by the aliens.
(124) Leon: "What? Come on, Bambi, you've got to cultivate some geek appeal. I mean, other than those."
(123) GM: They somehow lost track of one of their data collection units named KEN-057. They kinda need your help.
** (125) Bambi mutters to Leon, "Let's just give him some random dryer and send him packing." **
(123) GM: The aliens were named Nigel and Cedric, fyi.
Cherri: "They'll probably check for socks, Bambi. That's what they came for."
(124) Leon: "At least we know now that a lifetime of acid prepares you to communicate with aliens."
Cherri: "It sure screws the Scientology theory."
Uncle Jerry Bear: "Ugh. Ugh. Pot, too."
** Uncle Jerry Bear resumes gnawing on Baby Nessie's flipper. **
(124) Leon: "Good point, Cherri. Hop in the back of the truck, Jerry Bear. We might need to tune in later."
(124) Leon: "Uh, Jerry, she might bite back, and that might not be pleasant, for either of you."
** Uncle Jerry Bear straddles the truck bedwall and holds on, one flipper clutched between his teeth. **
(123) GM: At this point, Baby Nessie seems sort of ... dazed.
(124) Leon: "Who's driving?"
(123) GM: Perhaps Jerry's poisonous. :)
(125) Bambi: "Wasn't it you?"
(124) Leon: "Oh yeah. Hop in."
** Leon ignites the truck's massive engine. **
Cherri: "I thought we were picking up your toy boy and a lot of soundproof acoustic paneling a SHACK UP & SAVE."
Cherri: *at SHACK
(124) Leon: "Where do we pick up your loverboy, Bambi?"
(125) Bambi: (Not sure, actually. I had left it vague in my head.)
(124) Leon: "Cell phone?"
(124) Leon: "Is this one able to resist fainting if you call?"
(123) GM: (Heh, wherever geeks hang out. Radio Shack, the basement, 7-11 or Taco Bell at 3 in the morning, etc.)
(125) Bambi: "Yeah, he's fine if he can't see me."
(124) Leon: "Well, call him. Ask him carefuly where he's at."
(124) Leon: "Jerry and I will help you carry his comatose body to the truck."
** (125) Bambi digs her cell out of her purse, and calls his number. **
Cherri: "Probably just getting out of traction."
(125) Bambi: "He should be good for basic stuff. I won't start the real coma-inducing stuff till we get home."
** Cherri smiles innocently. It's disturbing to watch. **
(123) GM: Leon guns the engine and you head off of the bridge. There's a little interference, but David eventually answers his phone. He sounds distracted. There are electronic explosions in the background.
** Leon impatiently guns the truck engine. Small trees blow over behind it. **
** (125) Bambi wonders if, since David is so scared of her, does this make her his stalker? It's disturbing to be on the other side of that equation. **
(125) Bambi: "Hi, hon! It's me. What's that noise?"
(124) Leon: (Snap again, GM!)
David (deer in headlights): (crackle, pop, explosion, strafe, strafe, frag!) "Uh, hi. I'm ... hang on. Uh, Quake tournament."
(125) Bambi: "Oh, shit. Sorry to interrupt." (She understands geek priorities.) "We're in town, when can we pick you up?"
** Leon takes another big sniff of burning leaves. **
David (deer in headlights): "Uh, pick me up? You mean today? I mean, okay, but the doctors said no more chains. Um, (BLAM) okay. Just a sec."
(124) Leon: "Where did you find that perfume, Cherri?"
(123) GM: You feel a great disturbance in the force as the uber-powers of GAMES and SEX duel for the fate of David.
(124) Leon: (Heh!)
(125) Bambi: "No chains. Promise. But I can't promise we won't dig out the handcuffs."
Cherri: "A little site online. It's called Eau de Autommne Nuit. Do you like it?"
(123) GM: Somehow you know ...
(123) GM: SEX won.
** Leon rolls his eyes at Bambi again. **
David (deer in headlights): "Um. Okay. Um. Half an hour? (BLAM!)"
(124) Leon: "Yeah, kinda smells like the wildfires burning south of here."
David (deer in headlights): "Okay. Now? Now is good."
(125) Bambi: "Where are you?"
David (deer in headlights): "Um, I'm at the Frag Zone on LaSalle. It's about 16 blocks south of the Golden Gate."
Cherri: "But do you like it?"
(124) Leon: "Yeah. It's cool"
** Cherri smiles. David might not be the only one who's afraid of chains. **
** Leon is secretly planning on having enough sex with Cherri so that he doesn't have to fetch Lattes, if she ever does actually take over the world. **
(125) Bambi: "Guys. LaSalle. About 16 blocks south of the Golden Gate. Place called the Frag Zone. Wish we had GPS on this crappy thing."
Cherri: (Unless she sacrifices him first.)
** Leon stomps the gas. **
(123) GM: You brave Frisco traffic in a stick shift, but everyone gives you a wide berth. Your truck looks like it eats VW Passats for breakfast and shits out Toyota Priuses before lunch.
** Leon leaves two smoky black streaks behind the truck as he heads south to LaSalle. **
(123) GM: You eventually get there (about 10 minutes). There's a guy waiting nervously near the front door.
(124) Leon: "If he falls, don't catch him. It's easier if he doesn't keep waking up on the trip."
** Leon slides the truck to a stop in front of the nervous guy. **
** (125) Bambi hops out of the back and runs over. "Eeeeeee!!!" *hug* **
** Leon waits for David to faint. **
** David (deer in headlights) gives a kind of dorky little wave, then spots Bambi's rackage poking through the window. He starts to faint. He's a kind of gangly, bespectacled nerd who is in desperate need of a comb. If he could be convinced to put on decent clothes, you wouldn't be embarrassed to take him out to dinner. **
(124) Leon: "Your last name wouldn't be Bowman, would it?"
(125) Bambi: (That would be cool, actually. His mom and dad were either cruel or oblivious, if that was the case.)
** David (deer in headlights) does faint--just as the boobs get smashed into his chest/face. You are watching natural selection at work and it isn't pretty, but like a seal getting eaten by a killer whale, you can't tear your eyes away from the specatcle. **
David (deer in headlights): *spectacle.
(124) Leon: "Jerry, help us lift this guy into the truck."
(123) GM: (Don't get the joke.)
(125) Bambi: (David Bowman was the guy in 2001: A Space Odyssey.)
** Uncle Jerry Bear reluctantly lets go of Baby Nessie's flipper and grabs David's ankle. You hoist him into the bed of the truc. **
Uncle Jerry Bear: *truck.
(123) GM: (Ugh!)
(123) GM: (Haha! If you could only read my notes. Lol.)
** Leon hoists David into the back. **
(125) Bambi: (notes?)
** David (deer in headlights) reflexively curls into a fetal position. **
** David (deer in headlights) seems to be mumbling something. **
(125) Bambi: "Aw, cute!'
David (deer in headlights): "...there's no place like home..."
David (deer in headlights): "...there's no place like home..."
David (deer in headlights): "...there's no place like home..."
Cherri: "Whatever."
** Cherri whispers to Leon. "Acoustic panels. Don't forget. I don't want to wear earplugs for the next 36 hours." **
** (125) Bambi hops into the back as well. **
(124) Leon: "I somehow think the acoustic panels won't be sufficient.
(125) Bambi: "Don't worry. If we can get some used carpet, we can staple it to the wall until we get something more permanent. I've heard that's good sound-proofing."
** Leon stomps the gas, leaving a whirlwind behind him as he heads north back to Red Oaks. **
** Leon doesn't bother looking in the rear-view mirror. Jerry in heat with Nessie was bad enough. **
Cherri: "I'm glad Abner isn't here. It's weird how he always hangs his head out the window whenever we go anywhere."
(125) Bambi: "Hmm. I wonder if David was planning to bring anything with him. Can you hear me, David? Do we need to pick anything up?"
David (deer in headlights): "...vitamins..."
(125) Bambi: "Oh. I have those at the house."
(124) Leon: "Along with some other things, I expect."
(125) Bambi: "We also have to find some kind of super-dryer and return it to aliens. But since we have no idea where to start, we're going to ignore it for now."
David (deer in headlights): "...it rubs the lotion on its skin..."
(124) Leon: (HA!)
** (125) Bambi patiently waits for him to snap out of it. **
(123) GM: The trip back is uneventful except for the pit stop on the Golden Gate bridge. You heave Baby Nessie over the side, much to the despair of Uncle Jerry. He seemed very attached to the little critter.
(124) Leon: "She's happier this way, Jerry. I hope she sobers up."
(125) Bambi: When David wakes up, Bambi makes the mistake of saying, "I can't wait to get you home! Then I'll never have to go six hours without sex again!"
** Leon rolls his eyes at Bambi, imagining no peace in the house for a loooooooong time. **
** David (deer in headlights) appears to be catatonic, but with a crazed grin on his face. His limbs are rigid. Hmm, maybe that's part of what Bambi sees in him. **
Uncle Jerry Bear: "Ugh. Tastes like chicken."
(124) Leon: "Was Jerry biting David? What do you mean, Tastes like chicken?"
** Uncle Jerry Bear cries dead zombie tears--almost pure mescaline, you're certain. **
** Uncle Jerry Bear waves at the vanishing Baby Nessie as it swims (in circles) away. **
(125) Bambi: "Let's home the deadheads don't find him. They'll want to dry him up and smoke him."
(124) Leon: "He'd smoke himself, if he ever got the idea."
** Leon pulls the truck into the driveway, skidding to a halt. **
(124) Leon: "All ashore that's going ashore."
** Uncle Jerry Bear falls out. He scrapes himself off of the driveway none the worse for wear. **
Cherri: "I don't want him using our bathroom--ever. He can use Abner's."
(124) Leon: "Well, we'll warn Abner when he gets back."
(125) Bambi: "David. We're here. Up and at 'em."
(123) GM: You hear the echoes of the engine roar fade. Ahh, she likes to stretch her legs. The 500 cubes under the hood ping in sweet soprano notes as the engine begins to cool.
(124) Leon: (Heh!)
David (deer in headlights): "...be gentle..."
** (125) Bambi knows how to wake him up. "I'll let you play with my computer!" **
** David (deer in headlights) stands awkwardly, holding his hands over his crotch. **
David (deer in headlights): "That's what you said when you brought out the chains!"
** (125) Bambi knew that minor bit of deception would bite her on the ass. **
** Leon laughs again. At least Leon isn't that nerdy. **
(123) GM: With a little goading, you get David to the front door. There's one little problem. Your door has a large squarish hole in it.
(124) Leon: "What happened to the door?"
(125) Bambi: "Um, was this here when we left? I have trouble keeping track of the collateral damage around here."
(124) Leon: "I don't think so."
(124) Leon: (Is it about the size of a dryer?)
(123) GM: Gasp, Leon! It IS about the size of a dryer.
(124) Leon: (I'm a p-sychic!)
(123) GM: You marvel at the irony of these things.
** Leon stands at the front door, either marvelling at the iron content, or marvelling at the irony, but still marvelling. **
(125) Bambi: (Do we have a dryer here?)
(124) Leon: "What are the chances that a rogue intelligence agent that looks suspiciously like a dryer has holed up in our house?"
(125) Bambi: (Do we have a dryer, that may have escaped?)
(124) Leon: (Our dryer wouldn't want to escape, it never gets used, so nobody bothers it.)
(123) GM: (Hmm, not that you noticed. But you do recall something strange. Tammy Bin Laden seemed to want to use your washer...)
(125) Bambi: (Hmm. Odd.)
(124) Leon: "Maybe Tammy Bin Laden stole our washer."
(125) Bambi: "Why would she break a hole in the door to do it. One the size of a washer. Wouldn't she just, I don't know, break the door?"
(124) Leon: "Look, she's not the sharpest pencil in the box."
(124) Leon: "She married a terrorist and fetches his beer. Speaking of which..."
Cherri: "Maybe we should move."
** Leon looks up at the wall as Abner's patented 'Beer Thirty' clock gongs twelve times. **
(123) GM: (Lol)
(124) Leon: "It's time for a beer. Cherri, would you mind grabbing me a beer?"
Cherri: "Are we married?"
(124) Leon: "No, I just wanted a beer."
** Leon sighs. **
** Leon trudges into the kitchen to get a beer. **
(124) Leon: "Who put this in here?"
** Leon holds up a can of "Shatner's Own Brew." **
(124) Leon: "Bleh."
Cherri: "While you're there, look to see if we've been invaded by appliances."
Cherri: "Hey! Abner bought that on eBay. He paid $100 for it. He was saving it for the day he got his Pretty Good Pilot of Alien Spacecraft commendation from the spooks."
(123) GM: Okay, who's where?
** (125) Bambi is torn. Investigate this problem? Drag David to the bedroom? investigate? bedroom? investigate? bedroom? **
** Leon is in the kitchen. **
** (125) Bambi is in the living room. **
** Leon peeks around the corner at the largely unused laundry room. **
(123) GM: Leon: Clothes are scattered all over the place. There's nothing amiss in the laundry room. Whew!
(123) GM: Bambi: You've seen it all now. There's a washing machine chewing on one of your couch cushions.
(123) GM: It turns one of its dials (wash level) to look at you. Meanwhile, it agitates and chomps on the cushion.
(125) Bambi: "Well, crap."
(125) Bambi: "Leon. We've got an extra washer."
(124) Leon: "Extra?"
(125) Bambi: "Get in here.
** Leon walks into the living room. **
(124) Leon: "That's odd. Does it smell like camels?"
(125) Bambi: "Can we call the aliens and tell them we have their washer?"
(124) Leon: "How do we know this is the one they're after? You remember Abner's science project with the toaster? Maybe this is the same sort of thing."
(125) Bambi: "Camels?"
** Cherri peeks in from the kitchen. David stands in the doorway, his already strained mind is having difficulty appreciating this situation. **
(124) Leon: "Yeah, camels, like Tammy Bin Laden? Eau de Camelle Trash."
Cherri: "Ooh, cold master."
(124) Leon: "Jerry? Get in here and see if you can talk to this thing."
(124) Leon: "Worst case, he's got a date."
Cherri: "Isn't that the spot where that FBI tramp sat?"
(124) Leon: "That's a disturbing thought."
(124) Leon: "Uncle Jerry Bear?"
(124) Leon: (GM, B6, you guys still there?)
** Uncle Jerry Bear wanders inside, colliding with the occasional door frame. **
(125) Bambi: (Yeah.)
(124) Leon: "Jerry, can you talk to this thing?"
Uncle Jerry Bear: A large clump of sod hangs out of his mouth. He's chewing on it energetically. Frankly, you haven't seen him this excited since he discovered Baby Nessie.
Uncle Jerry Bear: "Mrph."
(124) Leon: "What are you eating?"
** Leon probably doesn't want to know. **
(123) GM: Why, it's grass, Leon.
(123) GM: (Looks like that joke bombed!) :)
(124) Leon: "I've told you, the lawn won't get you high, Jerry!"
(125) Bambi: hehe
** Uncle Jerry Bear stops chewing. He sadly spits out part of your yard onto your carpet. He pouts as only a zombie junkie can. **
(124) Leon: "Have a talk with the washer there, and I'll see what chemicals I can find for you later."
** Uncle Jerry Bear waves starts twisting strands of his beard. He opens his mouth and you hear static, pops, and hisses. Eventually, you hear Nigel. **
Nigel the Alien: "Go fish!'
(124) Leon: "What?"
Cedric the Other Alien: "I say old chap. You cheat."
Nigel the Alien: "Pay up, and keep your pseudopods where I can see them when you cut the cards."
Cedric the Other Alien: "Did you hear something?"
(124) Leon: "Uh, alien guys?"
Nigel the Alien: "I didn't put the kettle on yet. You must be having trouble with your yidd glands again."
Cedric the Other Alien: "You sap! It's the Urflings. Yes, Urflings. WE HEAR YOU."
(124) Leon: "Ahem."
Cedric the Other Alien: (Cedric's voice gets much louder and more distinct.
(124) Leon: "You're looking for this thing?"
Cedric the Other Alien: "Urflings? Do you think they forgot how to communicate?"
(125) Bambi: "We have your washer thing!"
Nigel the Alien: "Who can say. Any race with socks in such a sorry state can be expected to devolve spontaneously."
Cedric the Other Alien: "Ix nay with the evolve-day ontaneously-spay. Oh hello, chaps. You say you have our missing KEN model?"
Nigel the Alien: "BARBIE will be happy."
(124) Leon: "It looks like it enjoys eating cushions."
(125) Bambi: "Dammit, stop calling me that!! .... Oh. Were you not talking about me?"
** Leon laughs. **
(124) Leon: "Look, is this your spy or what?"
Nigel the Alien: "The silicone-heavy one is excitable. Are you certain we can't afford to take live specimens?"
(124) Leon: "This is your big chance to travel, Barbie. I mean Bambi."
Cedric the Other Alien: "Quite certain, Nigel. Ahem. BARBIE is our central data processing device. Just a moment. Let us tap into this creature's visual center."
(125) Bambi: "Uh oh. I'm not going anywhere."
Cedric the Other Alien: "Well! That's our missing KEN. He seems rather excitable, too. Have you been feeding him something strange? Anything covered in cheap beer and sand lice might cause problems."
(124) Leon: "He might have eaten a camel."
(124) Leon: "Actually, he might have eaten Tammy Bin Laden."
(124) Leon: (Guess that joke bombed.)
(125) Bambi: :p
Cedric the Other Alien: "Hmm, well, let's try to get his attention. I say, KEN-057. You did not respond to the recall order. Explain."
** (125) Bambi kicks the washer thingy with her thick shoes. **
** KEN-057 keeps chewing on the cushion. **
Nigel the Alien: "Try the failsafe reset."
(124) Leon: "What's that?"
Cedric the Other Alien: "I was going to do that next."
** Cedric the Other Alien taps into Uncle Jerry's nerve net and actuates his muscles. **
** Uncle Jerry Bear claps twice. **
Cedric the Other Alien: "Clap ON!"
** Uncle Jerry Bear claps twice. **
(124) Leon: (Ha!)
Cedric the Other Alien: "Clap OFF!"
** Uncle Jerry Bear claps twice once more. **
Cedric the Other Alien: "Clap ON!"
Cedric the Other Alien: "There, that should do it. KEN, attention! Return to the ship. We will be overhead in moments."
** KEN-057 shudders as he turns off, then on again. He resumes chewing on the cushion. **
(124) Leon: "Not a complete solution, I see."
** (125) Bambi sighs. "Let's drag this thing outside." **
KEN-057: "KEN NOT READY."
(124) Leon: "Uh, Ken, what are you waiting on?"
** Leon sighs. A washing machine with problems. **
KEN-057: "KEN LIKE URF."
(124) Leon: "Well, that's good and all, but it's not your home."
(125) Bambi: "Look, Ken, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."
KEN-057: "KEN IN LOVE."
** (125) Bambi looks nervous. Her stalker cult is getting stranger. **
(124) Leon: "Oh god. Who does Ken love?"
KEN-057: "JEN."
(124) Leon: "Who is Jen?"
KEN-057: "WHY ASK? DANGER JEN!"
** KEN-057 rattles off towards the front door. **
** Leon follows the errant washer. **
(125) Bambi: "We need a new couch."
KEN-057: "DANGER!"
(125) Bambi: "Crap. Do you think he means Evil Love?"
(124) Leon: "A new door, too. We could hit up Evil Love for one."
** KEN-057 misses the front door and punches a hole through your wall. **
** Leon gasps in horror. "Please tell me it's not in love with our landlady." **
KEN-057: For a washing machine, he's really fast.
(125) Bambi: "Maybe he's in love with the actual Jennifer Love Hewitt."
** KEN-057 is out in your yard, howling "DANGER JEN!" **
(124) Leon: "Where would he find her?"
(123) GM: The sky clouds over, or so it seems.
** Leon follows the washer into the yard. **
(124) Leon: "What sort of danger?"
(124) Leon: "And how did you meet Jen?"
(123) GM: Oh, the usual berserk robot kind of danger. ;)
KEN-057: "BARBIE JEALOUS."
** Leon sneaks a peek at Bambi, enjoying her outrage at the name 'Barbie.' **
** KEN-057 heads for Bin Laden's house. **
(124) Leon: "Now where's it going?"
** KEN-057 crashes through Bin Laden's garage door. "JEN! KEN WILL SAVE YOU." **
(124) Leon: "At least he's trashing the House of Camel."
** KEN-057 disappears from view. It gets VERY quiet. **
(124) Leon: "Suppose it's breaking things?"
** Leon hopes it's breaking things. **
(125) Bambi: (hehe)
** Leon realizes he's still holding the Shatner beer. He throws it violently against Bin Laden's house. **
KEN-057: "STAY BACK!"
(124) Leon: "Stay back from what?"
KEN-057: "STAY BACK FROM US!"
Cedric the Other Alien: "Well, this is a fine mess you Urflings have created. Now his defensive systems are engaged."
(124) Leon: "You're blaming us? You're the ones who can't build an intelligent spy washer."
(125) Bambi: "Let's go to the basement, in case there's an explosion."
(124) Leon: "Nah, we'll just stay out here a ways."
Cedric the Other Alien: "Now don't get excited, silicone heavy Urfling. Just grab him for us, will you?"
(125) Bambi: "Grab who?"
Cedric the Other Alien: "KEN-057. Please? Puh-leeze?"
(125) Bambi: "Um, no. I don't want to be abducted along with him."
Nigel the Alien: "Remember, we can cure Urfling diseases. We can help your race immeasureably."
(124) Leon: "Holy crap, I can't believe I'm about to go in to the House of Camel."
Nigel the Alien: "No abductions. We promise."
** Leon cautiously peeks into the Bin Laden establishment. **
Cedric the Other Alien: "I assure you it's not in the research budget."
(123) GM: Leon: You see KEN in the back of the garage.
(125) Bambi: "but I don't care if you get him back or not. And we like the fact that he's wrecking the bin ladens place!"
(124) Leon: "Ken, there's a toaster out here you really need to see."
KEN-057: "TAKE THIS!"
KEN-057: [6d6] -> [4,1,4,1,5,2] = (17) Spin Cycle
(125) Bambi: (Um, who is he attacking?)
(124) Leon: (A six-dice washer? Just what we need for Abner's clothes...)
(123) GM: A spinning vortex of water obliterates Bin Laden's garage leaving only a partially wrecked camel sculpture made of beer cans.
(124) Leon: "Now that's cool. Almost as cool as the Beer Thirty clock."
(123) GM: Wet toothpicks rain down on you. In the wreckage is KEN. He's crouched (if a washer can crouch) behind the freezer.
(124) Leon: "You're in love with the freezer?"
** Leon rolls his eyes. Bambi isn't used to seeing that happen when it's not directed at her. **
(125) Bambi: "Alien guys? If you want him to go peacefully, just take the freezer with you."
(123) GM: (Kudos to Leon.)
Cedric the Other Alien: "Oh good grief. Tractor the little sod and his tart in."
(124) Leon: "You know, some days you think you've seen the freakiest thing in the world, and then the washer falls for Bin Laden's freezer."
(125) Bambi: "Darn it. Now I have to invent something freakier. I hate competition."
(123) GM: The giant dryer in the sky beams the washer and the freezer up into the cargo bay.
Cedric the Other Alien: "Well, well. Not bad Urflings. See ya."
(124) Leon: "Ahem... Somebody mentioned a reward?"
(125) Bambi: "They did?"
(123) GM: The huge dryer begins to leave then screeches to a halt in the ionosphere.
** Leon looks up expectantly. **
Cedric the Other Alien: "Drat. I mean, oh yes. The reward."
Nigel the Alien: "See, not so dumb as you thought, Cedric.
** Leon snorts. **
Cedric the Other Alien: "Very well. We shall cure your planet of a plague that affects your people--every last one of them. Don't thank us. You deserve it."
** Leon raises an eyebrow. "Which plague?" **
(125) Bambi: "This doesn't sound good."
(123) GM: The giant dryer in the sky floods the surface of the earth with a pulsing yellow light that lasts for a few seconds. Then you hear grinding gears and the dryer disappears into the cosmos.
(124) Leon: "Naivete, maybe?"
(124) Leon: "I think we've been short changed."
** Cherri walks out of the house. "Did they leave?" **
(124) Leon: "They're gone, Cherri."
Cherri: "Good. What's for dinner?"
(124) Leon: "Burritos. I'll go cook them."
David (deer in headlights): "Dinner?"
** David (deer in headlights) sees booooobs and freezes. "Eep." **
(125) Bambi: "So when do we find out what this big present is?"
(124) Leon: "I don't feel different, do you?"
(123) GM: In the coming weeks you discover what Cedric and Nigel gave the Urflings. Humanity is free of the dreaded scourge of navel lint. And that is a good place to stop for the evening.
(123) GM: :)
(124) Leon: Heh! Well, Abner will be pleased that his navel no longer gathers lint.
(125) Bambi: Hooray! No more navel lint!